My favoured jokes in the old forum: https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/wuv/Only-a-WvW-player
Some of mine there:
Only a WvW player shoot at the door, if someone is knocking.
Only a WvW player attacks the own door to protect it.
Only a WvW-players obituary contains: His last words was “wwww111111111166666 sh** laag”
After we got the Dolyak-Mini:
Only a real WvW-player is happy now, that he has it’s own Doylak to protect.
Skill-laags:
Only a WvW player knows how to get most of skill 1.
Only a WvW player starts charging skill one if he see an enemy blob at the horizon.
Intro of Mega-Server in PvE:
Only a WvW-player wonders why he isn’t in Lion Arch anymore when he logs in.
Only a WvW-player wonders, why the hell do the people in his home town now chat in a foreign language.
Only a WvW-player is surprised that an enemy he partied on the battle field now stand beside him in his home-town.
Only a WvW-player ask himself after this happened, if his team is now that bad, that the enemies even invaded his hometown.
Only a WvW wonders what he is fighting for anymore, after an passing-by explained him that his home-world got merged together with all his enemies into the united nations of the mega-server.
From the time when this forum had matchup threads
Only WvW-Newbies believe that wars are decided on the battlefield.
The real WvW-profi knows that the propaganda-warface in the forum decides matches.
At a time where release notes still contained a WvW-Section
Only a WvW player knows already, that playing is seriously restricted for two days after every patch.
Only a WvW player cannot decide if he should await or fear the next patch.
Before culling was fixed
Only a WvW-player feels not alone, if their screen shows only enemies.
Only a Wvw-player feels to be in danger, if their screen shows only friends.
Only WvW-player are doing AoE to areas with piles of already dead.
Only WvW-player aren’t wondering that the pile of deads is AoEing back.