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PvP is like a car (relax, it's a joke)


Crab Fear.1624

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When it was brand new, you believed you loved it. Everyone would take notice. As time went on you began to notice the "**little things**", taking note and saying the next go around we will be wary of these drawbacks. But, unexpected events in your life have limited "**resources**", and you find that making major repairs may be too costly; it will be better to just do some preventative maintenance every so often. Even so, you find your life so busy that some "**oil changes**" get pushed back further than they should.

As even more time passes it may occur to you to try and spice things up. Everything seems "okayish", and your car could use an **update of sorts**. So you put a big ash green spoiler on the back, some ridiculously heavy and ugly wheels, and "wut the hail" ..toss in a bottle of **OCTANE BOOSTER**.

Less than a day has passed and you notice your car is starting to act funny, there are some strange noises coming from under the car, it's hard to steer and wobbly, and everyone who used to like your car are like "what are you effing doing man?".

Soul searching occurs and you realize you got two choices if you want to fix this:

* Strip it down and rebuild it from scratch

* Trade it in

 

You could decide to leave things as they are, but eventually the car will stop running, and you will have to walk, ride a bike, or take a bus. I guess that may be "**better for the environment**".

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