Steve The Cynic.3217 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 At the baker's stand in the south of Divinity's Reach (this guy sells *bread*, for kitten's sake): *Customer*: Do you have that in a different colour? Five years, nearly six, since BWE2, and that dozy woman *still* wants her bread in a different colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanfear.1259 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 This conversation from the Southsun event never fails to make me laugh! " Job-o-Tron: Just—a—few—basic—questions. First—question: What—is—your—occupation? Tergvi: I'm an adventurer. I roam the globe, taking what I can find and living off the land. Job-o-Tron: Recording—response: "Raider." Tergvi: I'm no raider. I kill dangerous beasts and those who do evil. I defend the innocent. Job-o-Tron: Updating—response: "Muderous—raider—with—delusions—of—grandeur." Job-o-Tron: Next—question: What—is—your—dream—job? Tergvi: To be a traveler. I've been from the Shiverpeaks to the Sea of Sorrows, but there's so much more to see. Job-o-Tron: Recording—response: "Hobo." Next—question: What—is—your—greatest—professional—accomplishment? Tergvi: I'm not answering any more of your questions. Job-o-Tron: Recording—response: "No—professional—accomplishments." Now—tabulating—results... Job-o-Tron: Update: We—currently—have—no—opportunities—available. Please—re—apply—when—your—skill—set—has—improved." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HnRkLnXqZ.1870 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 _Old Lion's Arch - Canal Ward_ **Adventurer:** Hey, which way to the outhouse? **Citizen:** We don't have outhouses. We have water closets. **Adventurer:** Like latrines? **Citizen:** Nope. They all flow into the same sewer system, and that all goes out to sea. **Adventurer:** That's more than I really needed to know. **Citizen:** Hey, you asked. Just don't ask me if anything lives down there. **Adventurer:** You've got a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cragga the Eighty Third.60 Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 > @"HellBeast.6320" said: > I haven't located the actual names/who says it and it isn't posted dialogue in the chat box but...In the new LS episode in the Omakhan village, sometimes when I run by I hear two members of the tribe talking (one male and one female). They are talking about you and basically start fanboy/fangirl'ing over you. It's one of the many conversations in game that I have stopped what I was doing to listen to but definitely one of my favorite on how it plays out. I also have only been to Sandswept on a male Charr so it makes it even more enduring to me. But the first time I heard it, I stopped to listen to it play out <3 The fun of that conversation is that it varies by what race your character is. :D There was actually [a whole thread about it](https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/discussion/32177/gossiping-charrs "a whole thread about it") a while ago. It's not exactly background conversation, but I think one of my favorite in-game quotes is: "I have a name. Shiny Head is not it." (That whole event chain is hysterical.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwilightSoul.9048 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 > Lionguard Tyrro: I'm glad to see the city up and running again, but it isn't the same. > Alainn: What's wrong with it? It's grander than ever! > Lionguard Tyrro: That's my point. The old LA wasn't grand. It had character. It has spirit. It had grit. This just isn't the same. I used to hate old LA but since the day I've entered new LA for the first time I miss old LA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehipone.6812 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Ferocious "Bear": Come on, let me out! I'm not really a bear! Prison Warden Zikki: Keep it down, talking bear. You're going nowhere. Prison Warden Zikki: Hey, "Doc," your talking bear is at it again. Mad Scientist Bluup: I already told you the talking bear isn't one of mine, you imbicile Prison Warden Zikki: When you're done pacing down there "Doc," can you get your talking bear to shut up? He's riling up the other inmates. Mad Scientist Bluup: You fool! He's a norn! Prison Warden Zikki: Ha! Oh, you crazy scientist. It's that kind of lunacy that has you locked up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cragga the Eighty Third.60 Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share Posted May 21, 2018 Krewe apprentices in the Luminates Plant. Apprentice 1: (Sigh) I'm bored. Apprentice 2: I dare you to stick your finger in that socket over there. Apprentice 1: I'm not going to stick my finger in that socket! YOU go stick your finger in that socket! Apprentice 2: Are you crazy? I'm not going to stick my finger in that socket, either! Apprentice 1: (sigh) I'm so bored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerifes.7431 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 My favorite conversation is (was?) the Charr that comes out of the Asura gate in The Grove and talks to the two Sylvari about war. Always made me chuckle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanner Blackfeather.6509 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 I love the progeny standing discussing hylek in Caledon Forest, especially the meta-joke about "living in the real world and not some fantasy world". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BolkovonHarnfeldt.1372 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Dredge Rebel #1: I admire the way your teeth move when you chew. Dredge Rebel #2: Take my gratitude for such a thoughtful compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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