This epic thing....

[Aridon.8362]

The endless dance choya tonic is the greatest tonic of all time in pve, whoever thought of it should receive the Nobel Prize because it's author is the only person to rekindle life into this game. I swear with the help of the choya tonic I have cured cancer that was spreading in Lions Arch and the Eternal battlegrounds. I have scaled the highest mountain in the game and climbed back down on it for no reason in particular reason. I used the choyas ultimate final boss move and saved Elona from Joko in a single blow. Becoming a choya was the best thing that ever happened to me I know now, that I am one with my true walking cactus brothers and sisters.