starlinvf.1358 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 > @"Icemanfrost.5428" said: > > @"starlinvf.1358" said: > > > @"Danikat.8537" said: > > > > @"VAHNeunzehnsechundsiebzig.3618" said: > > > > > @"Dawdler.8521" said: > > > > > > @"VAHNeunzehnsechundsiebzig.3618" said: > > > > > > ratsura, as they are called by everyone but asuras, are only still existing, because the other species tolerate them. The day their annoying behaviour becomes too much to bear, they will be wiped off the face of Tyria. Of course there will be some survivors. Asura kept in farms to create those delicious offspring. > > > > > Of course there will be some survivors - the Asura. > > > > > > > > > > The Asura player character already invaded and took control over Tyria in an alternate dimension. The other races didnt stand a chance. Even Scarlet stole the tech the player used to wage her own war in the prime dimension. > > > > > > > > > > So yeah. Good luck with that. > > > > > > > > Scarlet, then still Ceara, was able to best all the asuran colleges. So obviously a single sylvari outthinking all the asuran best does not bode well for the pseudo-skritt. > > > > > > > > Even their oh-so-mighty golems can be easily deafeted by a single sylvari doing nothing but asking questions - about turtles and mothers. So.. no chance. Asura will soon be relegated to their natural role: being food. > > > > > > She attended and graduated from all 3 asuran colleges, but I don't remember any mention of her being better at it than the asura. It was considered exceptional, but that was because they didn't think a sylvari could do it, or that anyone would want to study with all 3 colleges. > > > > Not to mention the colleges are the Asuran Equivalent of High school. The real work begins with Krewe internships, and eventually getting funding for your own research project. > > > so we're better than everyone else? I believe the calibration of your notation Golem is a little bit off, and mistyping ! characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warkind.6745 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 "Short troll looking race." Lmfao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icemanfrost.5428 Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 > @"Warkind.6745" said: > "Short troll looking race." > > Lmfao. That's what they looked like to me the first time I saw them. Now they are cooler. I worry people can't see the details on my model as easily as everyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokh.2695 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 > @"Icemanfrost.5428" said: > > @"Warkind.6745" said: > > "Short troll looking race." > > > > Lmfao. > > That's what they looked like to me the first time I saw them. Now they are cooler. I worry people can't see the details on my model as easily as everyone else That is a very reasonable and rather obvious concern, given the character model is smaller. Smaller objects are harder to see, who would have guessed. ;) Also, every helmet that has horns or spikes will be comically oversized and their feet make some shoes look strange. Go for Norn if you want maximum advertising space for your look, go for Charr if you want to have the same space but want to 1)quit helmets and shoes all together and 2)want to wrap textures and polygons around your toon that were designed to fit humans. As an Asura there is also a real threat, this thread hasn't mentioned yet, probabbly not to trigger any anxieties, of becoming an [Asuraball](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=gw2+asura+ball "Asuraball") for the recreational activity of the same name. A terrible fate many Asura suffer everyday. :'( As a member of a race that isn't an Asura on the other hand, you get to enjoy the recreational activity called [Asuraball](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=gw2+asura+ball "Asuraball"). A fun time for friends, coming together and simply having a good time kicking the ball around a bit. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadshow.9320 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Make a thief, they tend to like being overlooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrother.1340 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 > @"CamoBadger.8531" said: > > @"Daishi.6027" said: > > More important than the plant people. > > You're just jealous because they're dragon minions. Most people are not jealous of slavery... Are you sure you are ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrother.1340 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 > @"Gaile Gray.6029" said: > First, I love the Asura! > > Second, my (human) ranger is as short as possible, and she's treated just fine. I don't sense any "height discrimination" in Tyria. :) > > Third, welcome to the game! There is only ASURA Overlords all others look down on us in respect and servitude... Don't make me get in my golem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stand The Wall.6987 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 this is not silly, this is excellent. thank you for the post it made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kururu.8140 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read on these forums. Not ridiculous as in the worst thing possible, but ridiculous as in it's so silly it's actually amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icemanfrost.5428 Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share Posted August 12, 2018 > @"lokh.2695" said: > > @"Icemanfrost.5428" said: > > > @"Warkind.6745" said: > > > "Short troll looking race." > > > > > > Lmfao. > > > > That's what they looked like to me the first time I saw them. Now they are cooler. I worry people can't see the details on my model as easily as everyone else > > That is a very reasonable and rather obvious concern, given the character model is smaller. Smaller objects are harder to see, who would have guessed. ;) > > Also, every helmet that has horns or spikes will be comically oversized and their feet make some shoes look strange. Go for Norn if you want maximum advertising space for your look, go for Charr if you want to have the same space but want to 1)quit helmets and shoes all together and 2)want to wrap textures and polygons around your toon that were designed to fit humans. > > As an Asura there is also a real threat, this thread hasn't mentioned yet, probabbly not to trigger any anxieties, of becoming an [Asuraball](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=gw2+asura+ball "Asuraball") for the recreational activity of the same name. A terrible fate many Asura suffer everyday. :'( > > As a member of a race that isn't an Asura on the other hand, you get to enjoy the recreational activity called [Asuraball](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=gw2+asura+ball "Asuraball"). A fun time for friends, coming together and simply having a good time kicking the ball around a bit. B) Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icemanfrost.5428 Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share Posted August 12, 2018 > @"Kururu.8140" said: > This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read on these forums. Not ridiculous as in the worst thing possible, but ridiculous as in it's so silly it's actually amusing. I'm glad you are happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallesafe.5932 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 > @"Icemanfrost.5428" said: > I wanted to pick a new race for toon. I forget the name there is a very short troll looking race. I worry that people will think I am not as important because I am not as tall as everyone else. I know it sounds silly. Honestly I'm afraid that I will not be considered equal because I am shorter. Is this normal or is this silly This is one of the most cringeworthy topics I've ever seen on this forum. You're embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daishi.6027 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 > @"Kururu.8140" said: > This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read on these forums. Not ridiculous as in the worst thing possible, but ridiculous as in it's so silly it's actually amusing. Right? Isn't it great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantert.1803 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Don't be silly, we are called Asura, we are the MASTER RACE! (insert house music here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icemanfrost.5428 Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share Posted August 12, 2018 > @"Dantert.1803" said: > Don't be silly, we are called Asura, we are the MASTER RACE! (insert house music here) What is great about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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