Cragga the Eighty Third.60 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Asura gates are Asuran. So why does Rata Sum not have gates to all the other cities? What the heck do the merchants want with the broken lockpicks, tufts of fur, chipped fangs, hairy spider legs and cracked claws they buy off us? As we walk through jungles and forests, why are we so picky about which tree we cut down? Our coins are made of silver and gold, so why are silver and gold the most worthless metals in the game? Feel free to add any mysteries you've been pondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarcShriek.5829 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why do animals drop magic weapons? It's Magic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndigoSundown.5419 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 > @"Cragga the Eighty Third.6015" said: > Asura gates are Asuran. So why does Rata Sum not have gates to all the other cities? They want to control access to Rata Sum by what they consider lesser races. > What the heck do the merchants want with the broken lockpicks, tufts of fur, chipped fangs, hairy spider legs and cracked claws they buy off us? Merchants sell them to NPC crafters, who use them in recipes mere PC's don't have access to. > As we walk through jungles and forests, why are we so picky about which tree we cut down? The TEPA (Tyrian Environmental Protection Agency) mesmers influence our minds so we only cut certain trees. > Our coins are made of silver and gold, so why are silver and gold the most worthless metals in the game? It's all about the picture stamped on the coin. ****************************** Why are the chickens in Ebonhawke so dangerous? Why can engineers throw grenades as far as their pistols shoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glacial.9516 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 > @"Cragga the Eighty Third.6015" said: > What the heck do the merchants want with the broken lockpicks, tufts of fur, chipped fangs, hairy spider legs and cracked claws they buy off us? Every merchant takes a mandatory class in Macgyverism so with just a cheap rubber band and sometimes a toothpick, those lockpicks, fangs and yes even hairy spider legs are recycled into the plethora of salvage kits and gathering tools we use daily! Which brings us to another question: Why are we paying so much for repurposed broken lockpicks and hairy spider legs?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamy Lu.3865 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why does trees and plants leaves not turn invisible when obstructing our view? In reality, we would not let them hide our view, we would push them off with hands. Since our toons can't do that, I would expect that they simply turn invisible to replace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawdler.8521 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 How do you only get 1 hoof from a 4-legged centaur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrubySzymek.1362 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why does Braham exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manasa Devi.7958 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why hasn't anyone figured out how to climb using a ladder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akenoyuki.8210 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why does NPC Mesmer can make **permanent** portal Whilst MC Mesmer can only maintain it's portal for 10 second? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usnedward.9023 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 How does a ring of fire only burn enemies? Why do we have a bird mount that can glide but not truly fly? Why during Triple Trouble when the team goes into the wurm's belly do I see everyone stacked in the side of the cliff? How does my ranger never run out of arrows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameepa.6793 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 No one knows how to use a chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayumi Spender.1082 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Something in here will get offended and mark this and I really don't care. Why, the smartest and brilliant and all knowing race like the Asurans... Have one of your own with very ugly pageant princess make-up on while doing research?  It doesn't make you look smarter, it doesn't MAKE you smarter. It makes you look like a fool and I can't take you seriously. You're getting even as bad as a honey boo boo with telling me to poke everything. Down to wanting to poke my c... spoilers. Sorry, I really loathe that Taimi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayakaru.6583 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why my greatsword warrior things only doing obenhawers and spin attacks are legitimate martial techniques. Why Sabetha, a single human, is more powerful and dangerous than Mordremoth and his entire ilk of Mordrem. Why we dont just pierce dragon minions with bloodstone shards, or inject them with bloodstone dust (shouldn’t that stuff be like a powerful toxin to dragon minions?) Why during wintersday there’s an orphan next to the trading hub’s gift tree, and he’s still eligible to donate gifts to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashiva.6149 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why is Lord Faren and Batman never seen in the same room? When will we get to enter the Wizards Tower in Garenhoff (in Kessex Hills)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laila Lightness.8742 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why is zhaitan not mentioned very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laila Lightness.8742 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 > @"Ayumi Spender.1082" said: > Something in here will get offended and mark this and I really don't care. > Why, the smartest and brilliant and all knowing race like the Asurans... > > Have one of your own with very ugly pageant princess make-up on while doing research? >  > It doesn't make you look smarter, it doesn't MAKE you smarter. It makes you look like a fool and I can't take you seriously. > You're getting even as bad as a honey boo boo with telling me to poke everything. Down to wanting to poke my c... spoilers. > > Sorry, I really loathe that Taimi. > I loath all dragons watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawdler.8521 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 > @"Ayumi Spender.1082" said: > Something in here will get offended and mark this and I really don't care. > Why, the smartest and brilliant and all knowing race like the Asurans... > > Have one of your own with very ugly pageant princess make-up on while doing research? >  > It doesn't make you look smarter, it doesn't MAKE you smarter. It makes you look like a fool and I can't take you seriously. > You're getting even as bad as a honey boo boo with telling me to poke everything. Down to wanting to poke my c... spoilers. > > Sorry, I really loathe that Taimi. > Good, then you wont meddle in her work or notice whats going on until its... too late. Because it doesnt make you any dumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haleydawn.3764 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 > @"Ayumi Spender.1082" said: > Something in here will get offended and mark this and I really don't care. > Why, the smartest and brilliant and all knowing race like the Asurans... > > Have one of your own with very ugly pageant princess make-up on while doing research? > It doesn't make you look smarter, it doesn't MAKE you smarter. It makes you look like a fool and I can't take you seriously. Because smart people can be pretty and cute too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayumi Spender.1082 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 > @"Haleydawn.3764" said: > > @"Ayumi Spender.1082" said: > > Something in here will get offended and mark this and I really don't care. > > Why, the smartest and brilliant and all knowing race like the Asurans... > > > > Have one of your own with very ugly pageant princess make-up on while doing research? > > > It doesn't make you look smarter, it doesn't MAKE you smarter. It makes you look like a fool and I can't take you seriously. > > > Because smart people can be pretty and cute too! > > > > Pretty and cute. That's one way I would NOT describe Taimi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProverbsofHell.2307 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why does that JungleJim69 guy over there look like a Barbie doll that someone undressed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurfu.5623 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 > @"DarcShriek.5829" said: > Why do animals drop magic weapons? It's Magic! Not magic... those weapons and gear were ingested when they ate the remains of the last adventurer they killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwolf.9571 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 > @"kurfu.5623" said: > > @"DarcShriek.5829" said: > > Why do animals drop magic weapons? It's Magic! > > Not magic... those weapons and gear were ingested when they ate the remains of the last adventurer they killed. It's magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayne.8563 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 > @"kurfu.5623" said: > > @"DarcShriek.5829" said: > > Why do animals drop magic weapons? It's Magic! > > Not magic... those weapons and gear were ingested when they ate the remains of the last adventurer they killed. > @"kurfu.5623" said: > > @"DarcShriek.5829" said: > > Why do animals drop magic weapons? It's Magic! > > Not magic... those weapons and gear were ingested when they ate the remains of the last adventurer they killed. > @"kurfu.5623" said: > > @"DarcShriek.5829" said: > > Why do animals drop magic weapons? It's Magic! > > Not magic... those weapons and gear were ingested when they ate the remains of the last adventurer they killed. Yes, I'm absolutely positive that deer ate that warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danikat.8537 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 > @"Vayne.8563" said: > > @"kurfu.5623" said: > > > @"DarcShriek.5829" said: > > > Why do animals drop magic weapons? It's Magic! > > > > Not magic... those weapons and gear were ingested when they ate the remains of the last adventurer they killed. > > > @"kurfu.5623" said: > > > @"DarcShriek.5829" said: > > > Why do animals drop magic weapons? It's Magic! > > > > Not magic... those weapons and gear were ingested when they ate the remains of the last adventurer they killed. > > > @"kurfu.5623" said: > > > @"DarcShriek.5829" said: > > > Why do animals drop magic weapons? It's Magic! > > > > Not magic... those weapons and gear were ingested when they ate the remains of the last adventurer they killed. > > Yes, I'm absolutely positive that deer ate that warrior. Did you never make the mistake of trying to fight deer (or worse moose) at low levels? They could collect a lot of equipment if they were allowed to loot their kills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offair.2563 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why do people buy wp boxes on gemstore when you can just waptor your way to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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