Devilman.1532 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 See? Isnt that easy? Look my fine salty compadres I know this will be met with happy faces and beaming smiles or red raging eyes and faces twisted with fury, but hey we all I think really need to relax a bit and remember some key fundamental truths/pieces of advice: 1.) This game was never balanced and never will be 2.) Its just pixels on a screen its not worth getting literally frothing mad over and stroking out 3.) POTATO 4.) You will kneel before you Mesmer Overlords. Accept them as your Lords and your Gods and your mind will be at ease and your heart set free. 5.) There was always a TON of cheating in this game. 6.) This game mode is a side game as this is mainly a PVE game. 7.) At least we aren't those poor sad SOBs over at WvW ;) 8.) No one cares about you. Except me. I love you all very much. :) Your tears quench my thirst. 9.) Don't be a dumb racist on here or in game. Don't make a toon named "Madolph Hitlor". Everyone will hate you and you'll just get banned. It's not funny or witty. 10.) Be Cool. Exercise the Rule of Cool. What is the Rule of Cool? Well my friends that's easy! When someone is acting like a braying donkey HAWWWW HEEE HAWWWWing at the wind and some such and you want to just go HULK SMASH!!!! Remember this: You don't know this clown. He/she doesn't know you. Everyone has internet message board courage. Who cares right? So make your point if you want to laugh a bit at the tools and move on. Don't let it ruin your day or cause you to go on an epic curse laden rant that will make you look like a total idiot and just get you banned anyway. Wow... me being the voice of peace and reason? What in the name of blue hell? MADNESS. Anyhow see you killers in the Mists... and don't forget when you get mad at "the jerk mean guy bad poo poo head" that you just cant seem to knock off a point 2 v 1 named The One Man Gang, or that cute little Final Fantasy Vivi Asura "oh wait HE BLEW ME THE F UP!!" Weaver named Mr. Black Mage, don't forget... I love you all very much and just want to be your bestest friend :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babylonn.5027 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 100% agree, there is still out some people in ranked that keep being toxic and spreading hate (not going to name them, everyone probably know already). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperadordf.2687 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 You are awesome ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pin.6728 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 This post made me happy UNTIL I realized I was one of those poor SOBs in WvW. Then I was filled with regret for my life choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kako.1930 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Potato!!!! ?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure The Heartless.3261 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Praise Potato! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dahkeus.8243 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 POTATO!!! (O\,_,/O) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derd.6413 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 it's hard to be nice because it gives me cramps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FyzE.3472 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 What if I'm a plat division pvp forum warrior? Why haven't you mentioned anything about me?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Fear.1624 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Doooooon't stop, Po-ta-to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curunen.8729 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Nice thread. Makes a change from the excessive amounts of salt. > @"Devilman.1532" said: > 7.) At least we aren't those poor sad SOBs over at WvW ;) I'd say it's the other way around - poor maybe, but happier kittens in WvW, compared with the sad kittens in pvp. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alatar.7364 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Why is this 'Potato' option everywhere now? It's almost as common and annoying as all those "[nickname] goes [profession]" in the Lobby. Interesting thread by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aenaos.8160 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Promise.^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilman.1532 Posted April 3, 2018 Author Share Posted April 3, 2018 imma start a guild called THE CULT OF POTATO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brannigan.9831 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 None of it matters in the end being angry or being nice. People are going to do what they are going to do. Only you have control over your own game experience. The so called toxic nature of pvp should be a non issue to your enjoyment. You can queue dodge or block people easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsakens.9726 Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Scientist theorize that they could grow potatoes on the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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