Galmac.4680 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Btw, a head butt from an asura to a human is more a knee butt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 > @"Plautze.6290" said: > > @"NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935" said: > > > @"SlippyCheeze.5483" said: > > > > @"Plautze.6290" said: > > > > > @"NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935" said: > > > > > As someone who mains a charr, I find headbutting to be impractical due to the height difference between myself and most asura. A good punt, on the other hand... > > > > > > > > As a normal-sized race, I'd rather be worried about Asuras trying to headbutt me, effectively hitting my crotch in the process. > > > > > > Don't be silly! They wouldn't headbutt you. > > > > > > They would employ those rows and rows of shark-like teeth... > > > > All the more reason to employ a good punting. Our crotches must be kept safe! > > Who would sink their teeth into that sweat-soaked, smelly jockstrap I wear under my armor? You never know with those asura. Better to be safe than sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rauderi.8706 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 > @"Menadena.7482" said: > Aw, someone got his fee-fees hurt by an asura I am guessing? Probably got called a noun he didn't know the meaning of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlippyCheeze.5483 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 > @"Rauderi.8706" said: > > @"Menadena.7482" said: > > Aw, someone got his fee-fees hurt by an asura I am guessing? > > Probably got called a noun he didn't know the meaning of. What, like "kitty"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eekasqueak.7850 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Asura master race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plautze.6290 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 > @"SlippyCheeze.5483" said: > > @"Rauderi.8706" said: > > > @"Menadena.7482" said: > > > Aw, someone got his fee-fees hurt by an asura I am guessing? > > > > Probably got called a noun he didn't know the meaning of. > > What, like "kitty"? More, like "Bookah" :# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorudo.9054 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 > @"Plautze.6290" said: > > @"NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935" said: > > As someone who mains a charr, I find headbutting to be impractical due to the height difference between myself and most asura. A good punt, on the other hand... > > As a normal-sized race, I'd rather be worried about Asuras trying to headbutt me, effectively hitting my crotch in the process. think about norns, it would be like a chihuahua trying to ride you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scud.5067 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 They're onto us. Move the sapient meat farms to the backup site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehipone.6812 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 > @"Scud.5067" said: > They're onto us. Move the sapient meat farms to the backup site. The [highest level of protein source concealment protocols](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Prismatic_Soylent) have been applied and thus detection is unlikely. However, even a minor increase in the odds of detection by [lesser species](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Charr) is unacceptable. I concur with the decision to relocate the nutrient generation facility and will assist in transport gate preparations. In the meantime, you may wish to utilize the [farming byproducts](https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Warrior_Charr_Hide_armor) to maintain a low profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scud.5067 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 > @"thehipone.6812" said: > > @"Scud.5067" said: > > They're onto us. Move the sapient meat farms to the backup site. > > The [highest level of protein source concealment protocols](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Prismatic_Soylent) have been applied and thus detection is unlikely. However, even a minor increase in the odds of detection by [lesser species](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Charr) is unacceptable. I concur with the decision to relocate the nutrient generation facility and will assist in transport gate preparations. In the meantime, you may wish to utilize the [farming byproducts](https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Warrior_Charr_Hide_armor) to maintain a low profile. It was funny for a while but we all knew this whole, 'illusion of free will' thing was going to end up biting us in our perfectly-formed arses. I still think we went too far giving them thumbs, but hey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneYenShort.3189 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 > @"NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935" said: > As someone who mains a charr, I find headbutting to be impractical due to the height difference between myself and most asura. A good punt, on the other hand... Actually kick them up into the air, then head butt them. Norn would have to do the same given their height. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 > @"OneYenShort.3189" said: > > @"NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935" said: > > As someone who mains a charr, I find headbutting to be impractical due to the height difference between myself and most asura. A good punt, on the other hand... > > Actually kick them up into the air, then head butt them. Norn would have to do the same given their height. Ooh, you make an excellent point. We could even make a game out of it or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogri.1935 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Waiting for Jormag expansion with a missing Asura, keg brawl, and muffled noises coming from the keg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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