cloudsareyum.8120 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 There are so many I enjoy. I think the one that comes to mind off the bat is the little asura message bot that follows people around @ Soren Draa in Metrica Province delivering silly messages from asurans to the various asurans in the area. I really enjoy being able to follow the NPCs around and get a little intro to the region. (DEL-X99) My SO recently introduced the .... terrible, terrible in game fanfic to troll me.... while facepalmy it's also absolutely hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepenmonster.3621 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Bry: Many a mighty beast has succumbed to my might. Grismettle: That reminds me. Did I tell you my wife is pregnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trise.2865 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Good ol' Penzan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatte.5389 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 I love the Skritt, they often have fun things to say. Thunderhead Peaks probably has my favourite (chain of) dialogue. I don't want to spoil it since it's practically a small story. Least favourite would be anything that's said in central Rata Sum. Golem uprising can't come soon enough. (JUST. MOVE. ALONG. ALREADY!) Honorable mention (since it's from a dungeon, not open world) goes to Kudu, who said "You realize I have a small army of golems on my side" when I was knocking his door with a party of four necromancers + turret support. Gods bless your toasters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugo.4705 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 **Grothmar** "Fill the emptiness in your life with local merchandise!" "Bargains! Discounts! Meaningless violence! Belligerent merchants!" "Hey, bleed on this, will ya? The ones with bloodstains always sell for more." "Extra skritt polish makes this armor extra shiny!" **The Hinterlabs progenies are awesome too:** 1-"Hey, Yotta, your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks norn cows go "moot."" 2-"Oh, yeah? Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks "crafting" is something you do on the "criver."" 1-"Well, your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks sylvari and golems are precious metals." 2-"Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks Blood Legion is something you should see a doctor about." 1-"Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks "elemental" is four letters in the middle of the alphabet." 2-"Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks a golemancer is what you get when you ask a golemquestion." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valdenroth.6530 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Livor Crushspirit: Hey! You got your moa jerky in my yak butter! Vloyat Crushmaw: You got your yak butter on my moa jerky! Riba Crushheart: Hmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kratan.4619 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Roj the Rowdy Butcher hero point in Diessa Plateau, I listen to him singing about meat every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvsie.3675 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 > @"Valdenroth.6530" said: > Livor Crushspirit: Hey! You got your moa jerky in my yak butter! > Vloyat Crushmaw: You got your yak butter on my moa jerky! > Riba Crushheart: Hmmmm. Th whole Crush cubs event is a delight. Vloyat Crushmaw: Feel the impressive mightiness of my crash-bang-KAPOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rauderi.8706 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Sometimes, I just follow [Azalus Poisontongue](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Azalus_Poisontongue) around for his sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless Soul.5178 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 I've always liked this discussion in Soren Draa. Genius (1): Did you get that "you know what" we need back at the "you know where?" Genius (2): I can't talk about it here. I'm expecting “you know who" to come by any minute. Genius (1): Okay. I'll be back at "you know where" doing "you know what” until "you know when." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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