Rauderi.8706 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 > @"Ayumi Spender.1082" said: > I need to start checking out these npcs. Reading all of this made me laugh, I'm sure I would be in tears if I heard it in game. I highly encourage it. If you're not in a rush to get somewhere, take the long way and explore a bit. The offsides NPC chatter really adds something to the GW2 world that I don't see in other MMOs, and I love it for that. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nottsgman.8206 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 asura: _Your face is funny. All squished and weird._ charr: _No, your face is funny. It's like a little raisin._ ^ still miss those two, and the LA they lived in. Forgal: _I am Forgal, son of Kern. My father was the last Dolyak Shaman! I am a Warmaster of the Vigil! You will never make me kneel!_ Trahearne: _Here, at the end, I am glad that it's just you and me. We will cleanse Orr together—as we were meant to do._ Kasmeer Meade: _What is this place?_ Taimi: _It's a cave._ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skobel.6920 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 "Life is a trial. Koda the judge, kodan the jury." "Horrik! Unleash the cannons!" "Aye, aye, Captain." "Raising a building is like fighting a war...except you're hammering on something that's dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Civilis.2547 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Krewe Leader Krattz: Now, what can we deduce about their contraption from the debris? Researcher Dodekk: Congratulations, sir. You appear to have ruined a truly devious scheme. Krewe Leader Krattz: At last, you acknowledge my prudence. Researcher Dodekk: The skritt obviously meant to brew ale here. Krewe Leader Krattz: What? Researcher Dodekk: See for yourself. This looks to have been a crude fermenter, and that was a mash tun. Krewe Leader Krattz: I...see. Still, better secure than regretful. Help me repack the equipment. Researcher Dodekk: Yes, sir. I'm always fond of Asuran assistants. The horror of having to work for someone demonstrably less intelligent... Krewe Leader Brij: Fear not, lessers! The specialists have arrived! Krewe Apprentice Liann: I wasn't afraid...right up until the moment we got here. Krewe Leader Brij: How do I get anything done with such feeble minded help? Bah, let's just get to it. Krewe Leader Brij: Is everyone ready? Krewe Apprentice Liann: The arcanopulse matrix seems stable. Krewe Researcher Tyaj: The exocubic capacitor is holding steady. Krewe Leader Brij: A simple "yes" would have sufficed. Now, don't botch the activation. You have no idea how much these aetherovariation modules cost. Krewe Leader Brij: Ready? All together now... Go! Krewe Leader Brij: Oh, and watch out for destroyers. There's a very slight chance they might be attracted to the arcanopulses. Krewe Researcher Tyaj: Wait, what? [Later] Krewe Leader Ambr: Volcano readings stabilizing. Good work, Brij! Krewe Leader Brij: Ha! My brilliance wins again! Krewe Apprentice Liann: Brilliant luck, maybe. Krewe Leader Brij: What was that? Krewe Researcher Tyaj: I think she said something about wanting a duck. Krewe Leader Brij: Liann, if you want to have your own krewe some day, you need to think less about pets and more about work. Now collect some samples for the lab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akenoyuki.8210 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 "(Sniff) (Babble) (Grumble)" - Choya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Trejgon.2809 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 > @"supa suop.8026" said: > "You will never leave this place, D'Alessio. Not until you obey!" -Deimos > > Deimos: You will die where and when I decide! > Deimos: You will be consumed! > Deimos: Your soul will never rest! Your name will forever be poison on the lips of your people! > Saul D'Alessio: You have no power over me! > Deimos: (demonic laughter) > > Saul D'Alessio: "Now i'm free." > > Personally loved the Deimos fight, and I hope we get to see more stuff like it in the future. > > Keeper Pamir: Remember the old Sunspear saying, Kossan. > Kossan: ' You never fight alone...' > > It we really nice to hear the Sunspear motto again. I'm kinda surprised that the actual Sunspear npcs did not say it. (They may have said it, and I probably missed it.) not the direct quote but during the deadhouse event after the mordant guy accuses the sunspear [forgot the name] you help in the event of not being able to defeat him without help of others went like: "oh did you forgot already? sunspear never fight alone" I am kinda sure there was more of that, altho well hidden and spread along whole map... just like the sunspears :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notebene.3190 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 [Character] crosses their arms. [Character] crosses their arms. [Character] crosses their arms. [Character] crosses their arms. [Character] crosses their arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayumi Spender.1082 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 > @Rauderi.8706 said: > > @"Ayumi Spender.1082" said: > > I need to start checking out these npcs. Reading all of this made me laugh, I'm sure I would be in tears if I heard it in game. > > I highly encourage it. If you're not in a rush to get somewhere, take the long way and explore a bit. The offsides NPC chatter really adds something to the GW2 world that I don't see in other MMOs, and I love it for that. :) Oh, I do that already, just never can tell which npcs even say anything at times to know which ones to usually sit by. Many of the ones that I've idle by had interesting things to say, and then there's others that either say nothing or make weird noises like "Err...hm... uh... nuh-uh nuh-uh nuh-uh." Oh and I just remember 2 quotes I like from Skritts that try to get Harpy eggs. Made me laugh the first time I've heard it. Skritt Thief: Smash, slash, smash! Whoops...smashed egg. Oh well...smash, smash, smash! Skritt Thief: (Screech)ing harpies! Put that in your (screech) and (screech) it! (Screech) you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DebraKadabra.5278 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Speaking of skritt, the ones in Ember Bay crack me up. "Mwah! My hero! Wait.. who are you?" "Wah! You need a mint!" "Hey ho, high and low!" "Hey ho, we're running running running!" "That doesn't rhyme, stupid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irreverent.3594 Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 There are soooo many... For example whole Protect the brew event in Queensdale with sister Brenda. Event already off to a great start _Abbot Mathias: Safe journey, sister. Oh—and Brenda?_ _Sister Brenda: Yes, Most Holy?_ _Abbot Mathias: Keep your lips off the barrel this time._ Along the way _Sister Brenda: Praise the gods! This blessed brew would have gone to waste in uncivilized hands of those ruffians!_ or _Sister Brenda: You heathens cannot appreciate the holy wonder of this beer._ I can't help but protect it every damn time i'm nearby xD Can do this event over and over again. Like many others in core maps. Because of npc dialogues all core maps are still amazing and feel more alive than any of expansions actually. As sister Brenda said herself: _That was beautiful. Just beautiful._ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonstarmac.4603 Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 "Burn me, I'm a human girl! Whoa, I've got two hands and some lovely...apples." "Oh, wow. How do humans walk without tails?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makai.3429 Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 "No one is disputing the need for a plan! Your plan is just stupid and won't work!" I miss 2012-2015 GW2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen.2907 Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 > @Makai.3429 said: > "No one is disputing the need for a plan! Your plan is just stupid and won't work!" I miss 2012-2015 GW2. This is one of my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esterie.7409 Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 There was a quote from a Charr (female I think), though I don't remember where. Possibly in the Black Citadel. Just random ambient NPC dialog, but I really liked it for some reason and immediately wrote it down on a sticky note to remember. **"That girl's like black powder: One spark and she explodes."** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drecien.4508 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 "I majored in pain, with a minor in suffering". Female asuran engineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drecien.4508 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 "I got stopped by the seraph yesterday, they asked me all kinds of questions. Nobody expects the seraph inqusition" two NPCs in divinity's reach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Hide.6345 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 "More violets less violence I say." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a flesh wound.3589 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 (Discussing a submarine) Dremel Burnclaw: Tab A fits into slot B? Who wrote these instructions Iron Legion Soldier: We're all cogs in the machine. Some of us are just smaller and greasier than others Iron Legion Soldier (2): I still won't get inside that thing without a direct order. Iron Legion Soldier (1): Because? Iron Legion Soldier (2): Because it's designed to sink on purpose. Iron Legion Soldier (1): Fat floats. They should just insulate the shell with pig fat. Iron Legion Soldier (2): Have you ever smelled rotting pig fat? You'd have a working submarine, but your crew would be vomiting the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skygrr.5108 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Mad King Thorn: What do you call a human wearing a charr suit? Mad King Thorn: No? Wait for it... Mad King Thorn: A CHARR-latan! Mad King Thorn: Ahahaha! Laugh. or I'll shoot you. He actually got a laugh out of me with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm.9623 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 By Ogdens hammer, what savings!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sylvnfox.7086 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 old LA, the charr and human girl playing behind the bank. charr girl: "hey do you want to play ghost and charr again?" human girl: "only if we can both be charr, I don't want to be some moldy old ghost again." charr girl: "sure, you can be a charr. it doesn't matter to me what you are. let's play" (after running around for some time) human girl: "that was so much fun. I love that game." charr girl: "yea it's great. but do you ever wonder why our nations use to fight?" human girl: "i don't really care. all I know is your my best friend." charr girl: "your mine too. just don't tell my parents, they'll kill us." both giggle human girl: I know, grownup can be so dumb sometimes. let me rest a minute and we can play again" after new LA was built both girls were orphaned and now can be found in the bottom right corner near the pirate JP living with an old asura and their dog data (again old LA) at the crafting area, the asura asking a human for a recommendation of a smith. asura: "i need an expert blacksmith and money is no object." human: "you have a lot of choices, charr, human, norn, they are all good." asura: "I want high quality, low price, and a minimum of egotistical blather." human: "in that case you defiantly want sylvari." in season 1 after the tower of nightmares kass and jory's conversation Jory: "how did you get out of all that without a single smudge or tear in your dress?" kass: "It's not a dress, it's an illution. you think I would take my best dress into a place like that?" jory: "an illusion, you mean you're..." kass: "naked. is that a problem?" jory: "noooo, not a problem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AegisRunestone.8672 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 > @Drecien.4508 said: > "I majored in pain, with a minor in suffering". Female asuran engineer. Actually, all female asura PCs will say that sometimes when drawing their weapons, or entering battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsume.4762 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Gooloopa Deeps: "CoooOOOooo... Quaggan likes you. Quaggan could hug you all night long. Here, take this key and wait there for quaggan. You won't be sorry. (wink)" ~Thoorne Ls 3: Confessor's end "Canach: Oh, Minister Beetlestone, you did not disappoint. Why on Tyria do you think he has a painting of Captain Thackeray in here? PC: That's... Maybe because... If he thought... You know what? We should probably never tell Logan about this. Canach: Agreed. That man's been through enough. And this would probably scar him worse than being stuffed in a blighting pod." Personal story: Killing fields "If I see another one of you asura trying to levitate instead of march, I'm giving you gravity boots!" ~Vigil tactician Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RoseofGilead.8907 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 "Aid for the city of Lion's Arch! Please give so we can rebuild!" - Lionguard Lyns Repeat until you run to the other side of Lion's Arch so you won't have to hear her anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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