Ayumi Spender.1082 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017  When you've checked your mail and /age and went, "I've put too much effort into this game." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen.2907 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 You keep trying to figure out why your boss doesn't just tag up every time he complains about a lack of direction for the group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuickFox.3826 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When you have played this character for 324305 hours 13 minutes over the past 37 years. Across all characters, you have played for 324305 hours 13 minutes over the past 37 years. (Debatable, wether you believe in reincarnation) You have died 0 times. (Debatable again) You have been in this map for 19458313 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusanyu.4057 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 "bookah" becomes your favorite insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuickFox.3826 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When you start feeding random cats the strangest foods imaginable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a flesh wound.3589 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When you harvest your neighbor’s vegetable patch for your daily and when they object you tell them all nodes are shared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorne.8195 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 * Your peers get angry at you for constantly humming the GW2 soundtrack * You try to raise $200 for a griffon * Try to turn down the volume when the nearby gun club outside your development is shooting guns * You're offended by the word 'salad' * You say "Not my pet!" when your pet cat dies * You try to find Trading Post items in your local Walmart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caveman.5840 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 when you try to curse but all that comes out is fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuickFox.3826 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When you wonder why your boss has no break bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerinndis.2730 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When your car tags are Sylvari and Tyria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AegisRunestone.8672 Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 > @"TheQuickFox.3826" said: > When you wonder why your boss has no break bar. This one has to be by far, my favorite. Though, there are some REALLY good ones in here. :) So, more: * Traeharne IS your boss. * When your boss needs to talk about your performance, and says, "this won't end well." * When you get a promotion and your boss says, "well done!" * You think the local apple store is a hideout for the Order of Whispers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael.8562 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When you get home from the grocery store and can't wait to open the bags to see what's in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayakaru.6583 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 > @DebraKadabra.5278 said: > You look for the graphics options, only to find that real life has none. I know right, the game is stuck on 480p unless i load the glasses.dll addon.. really annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zalavaaris.5329 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When I log back over to WoW and press the F key every time I kill something. Or when an attack is coming out and I try to dodge... it doesn't end well for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oenanthe.6549 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When you look around an old ruined house or castle and try and work out where the jumping puzzle goes. When you see small trees and think they would be suitable for harvesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirlias.8104 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 when you /age and OMG IS THIS FOR REAL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sciger.1679 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When you start having odd dreams about Guild Wars 2, such as Mordremoth attacking one's house or farming Auric Basin and getting a precursor. Again. Or maybe it's just my vast amounts of medication. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunarlife.5128 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 •When you wonder if you'll need Team speak to join a group •When you wonder what the event timer is on something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makai.3429 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 You decide to take a long break because the game's demanding combat is leading to carpal tunnel syndrome. Have fun, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil.7369 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 > @HnRkLnXqZ.1870 said: > You lose your job for ignoring orders, which do not start with "Your Mad King says ..." This is my favourite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar Drachen.5230 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When you are a Art store and stop yourself from loading your cart with all the new colors in stock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenom.9457 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 you see the game when you close your eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menadena.7482 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Just make sure you never do the following: "Oh, I can just glide over there" or "no biggie, my mount will just die, so what". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen.2907 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 When you consider raiding your neighbor's garden to be harvesting...not theft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offair.2563 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 When you guard your shop cart as if its a dolyak and everyone coming to close you try to bish slap off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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