Why are the Arcane Council's chairs so big?

[Cevlakohn.2165]

Seriously, those things are gigantic. They look like they're designed for someone 20 feet tall... even a maximum-sized norn is still too small: https://i.imgur.com/OWSbtKa.jpg

[Batel.9206]

I am desperately trying to not say anything about compensating for height issues...darn it, I said it anyway. :tongue:

[starlinvf.1358]

> @"Batel.9206" said:

> I am desperately trying not to say anything about compensating for height issues...darn it, I said it anyway. :tongue:

 

It needs sufficient seating capacity to hold the accumulated reputation, amassed knowledge, vast intelligence, and boundless generosity of each Council member. :P

[Just a flesh wound.3589]

The answer is that the Asura don’t sit in the chair themselves but that they put their egos in the chairs while in council. Large egos need large chairs.

[Batel.9206]

> @"starlinvf.1358" said:

> > @"Batel.9206" said:

> > I am desperately trying not to say anything about compensating for height issues...darn it, I said it anyway. :tongue:

>

> It needs sufficient seating capacity to hold the accumulated reputation, amassed knowledge, vast intelligence, and boundless generosity of each Council member. :P

 

But if that's true, the chairs should be so small that you'd have to see them with a microscope. ;)

[Rhyse.8179]

How are you supposed to rule the galaxy from an angular throne if you don't have an angular throne?

[Trise.2865]

To support their massive... egos.

[Danikat.8537]

> @"starlinvf.1358" said:

> > @"Batel.9206" said:

> > I am desperately trying not to say anything about compensating for height issues...darn it, I said it anyway. :tongue:

>

> It needs sufficient seating capacity to hold the accumulated reputation, amassed knowledge, vast intelligence, and boundless generosity of each Council member. :P

 

And also snacks. Those council meetings can be long.

[Just a flesh wound.3589]

> @"Danikat.8537" said:

> > @"starlinvf.1358" said:

> > > @"Batel.9206" said:

> > > I am desperately trying not to say anything about compensating for height issues...darn it, I said it anyway. :tongue:

> >

> > It needs sufficient seating capacity to hold the accumulated reputation, amassed knowledge, vast intelligence, and boundless generosity of each Council member. :P

>

> And also snacks. Those council meetings can be long.

 

Yes that’s true. A counsel meeting where everyone is trying to backstab each other and simultaneously avoiding being backstabbed would tend to drag a bit. A pause for refreshments and to sharpen the knives before the next round helps to clear the mind when laying plans for your neighbor’s demise.

[Greener.6204]

Nah, asura are smart. They're preemptively appealing to their future charr overlords. Even Queen Jennah did it during the last festival (though the cropped image doesn't show the true size of the throne she had made).

 


 

[miraude.2107]

Little do you know, each Council member's chair is actually a transformer. It turns into a golem when they are attacked.