sorudo.9054 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 i much rather see "frog" and "frogger" as filter, every time "kitten" is used i picture a kitten being drowned.........just me.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseofGilead.8907 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 > @"sorudo.9054" said: > i much rather see "frog" and "frogger" as filter, every time "kitten" is used i picture a kitten being drowned.........just me.....? Yup, just you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drarnor Kunoram.5180 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 > @"Batel.9206" said: > > @"Linken.6345" said: > > > @"Batel.9206" said: > > > > @"Game of Bones.8975" said: > > > > > @"Jarl Petter Hinrik.1409" said: > > > > > We also could use name of villains as swear words. This is Jokoing nonsense! > > > > > > > > You've got to be Joko'ing! > > > > > > Oh, Balthazar it! > > > This is all Zhaitan'd up. > > > You're such a Branded. > > > That went straight to Selbbub. > > > > You mean steve with that last one dident you? > > For some reason, I couldn't think of his other nickname, Steve. o_O Thank you for reminding me. XD Honestly, I've wondered why the nickname didn't just go to "Suds." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knell.5970 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 It's only been a problem for me when I used the word "a" in conjunction with the word "hole" to describe - in a ticket - having fallen into a gap and being unable to get out of it without using a wp... I *never* "fell in kitten"... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArenaNet Staff Gaile Gray.6029 Posted September 14, 2018 ArenaNet Staff Share Posted September 14, 2018 > @"knell.5970" said: > It's only been a problem for me when I used the word "a" in conjunction with the word "hole" to describe - in a ticket - having fallen into a gap and being unable to get out of it without using a wp... > I *never* "fell in kitten"... LOL ~snicker~ Shame on you! ;) (j/k of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cragga the Eighty Third.60 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Not only do I often type in kitten in this forum, I am seriously considering expanding its use to other venues of communication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuickFox.3826 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Let's put this kitten to the test, shall we: Note: complicated words ahead. Continue on your own choice. >! Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker >! Fuck the motherfucker, he's a fucking motherfucker >! Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the fucking fucker >! Fuck the motherfucker, he's a total fucking fucker >! >! Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker >! Fuck the motherfucker, fucking fuck the motherfucker >! Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope >! >! Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you, motherfucker >! If you think that motherfucker is sacred >! If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker >! Fuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist >! >! And if you don't like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me >! And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity >! Then fuck you, motherfucker - this is language one employs >! When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys >! >! I don't give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker >! Makes you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate >! This has nowt to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers >! I'm not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate >! >! There are other fucking songs, and there are other fucking ways >! I'll be a religious apologist on other fucking days >! But the fact remains, if you protect a single kiddie fucker >! Then pope or prince or plumber, you're a fucking motherfucker >! >! You see, I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker >! Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother >! I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers >! While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others >! >! But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority >! And, with threats of hell, impose it on others in society >! Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath >! When it turn out you've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses >! >! So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker >! If you're still a motherfucking papist >! If he covered for a single motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker >! Fuck the motherfucker, he's as evil as the rapist >! >! And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true >! If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you >! With its filthy fucking language and its fucking disrespect >! If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter >! >! But if you find me more offensive than the possibility >! The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly >! Then listen to me, motherfucker, this here is a fact: >! You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking >! Power-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid fucking hat >! >! Credits go to Tim Minchin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batel.9206 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 > @"TheQuickFox.3826" said: > Let's put this kitten to the test, shall we: > > Note: complicated words ahead. Continue on your own choice. > >! kitten the kitten, kitten the kitten > >! kitten the kitten, he's a kitten kitten > >! kitten the kitten, kitten the kitten kitten > >! kitten the kitten, he's a total kitten kitten > >! > >! kitten the kitten, kitten the kitten > >! kitten the kitten, kitten kitten the kitten > >! kitten the kitten, kitten the kitten pope > >! > >! kitten the kitten, and kitten you, kitten > >! If you think that kitten is sacred > >! If you cover for another kitten who's a kiddie kitten > >! kitten you, you're no better than the kitten kitten > >! > >! And if you don't like the swearing that this kitten forced from me > >! And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity > >! Then kitten you, kitten - this is language one employs > >! When one is kitten cross about kitten kitten boys > >! > >! I don't give a kitten if calling the pope a kitten > >! Makes you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate > >! This has nowt to do with other kitten godly [word omitted - how'd that get past the censors!?] > >! I'm not interested right now in kitten scriptural debate > >! > >! There are other kitten songs, and there are other kitten ways > >! I'll be a religious apologist on other kitten days > >! But the fact remains, if you protect a single kiddie kitten > >! Then pope or prince or plumber, you're a kitten kitten > >! > >! You see, I don't give a kitten what any other kitten > >! Believes about Jesus and his kitten mother > >! I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these kitten > >! While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others > >! > >! But if you build your church on claims of kitten moral authority > >! And, with threats of hell, impose it on others in society > >! Then you, you [there's that word again], can expect some kitten wrath > >! When it turn out you've been kitten us in our kitten kitten > >! > >! So kitten the kitten, and kitten you kitten > >! If you're still a kitten papist > >! If he covered for a single kitten who's a kiddie kitten > >! kitten the kitten, he's as evil as the kitten > >! > >! And if you look into your kitten heart and tell me true > >! If this kitten stupid kitten song offended you > >! With its filthy kitten language and its kitten disrespect > >! If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter > >! > >! But if you find me more offensive than the possibility > >! The pope protected priests when they were getting kitten fiddly > >! Then listen to me, kitten, this here is a fact: > >! You are just as morally misguided as that kitten > >! Power-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid kitten hat > > >! > >! Credits go to Tim Minchin Somehow, *one* word still got through the kittenizer. O_o Time to add it to the list of words that should be kittened? ...also, kitten the puppy turtle kittens. :D With ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsakhi.8124 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 I called my husband a stupid kitten before and he was both confused and angry. XD (He doesn't like cats.) He called me a crabby puppy and I laughed because it's true. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzykins.8624 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 > @"jamesg.7128" said: > It should be a forum option. "What animal do you want used for the language filter?" Vote for this lizard option now! I personally think my firebrand meta build is totally lizard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzykins.8624 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 > @"TheOrlyFactor.8341" said: > This thread is ridiculous. It's TOTALLY puppy ridiculous!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a flesh wound.3589 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Instead of using the word Kitten they could use various emojis instead. I’d prefer that. ? that ?. Don’t lose your ? over it. ? it. Or even branch out to ? you, you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Koopa.2354 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Please no more emoji puppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashabhi.1365 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 My entire family from the dawn of the US was in various branches of the military. Over the years, we have perfected the art of swearing. We can all swear quite elaborately. We tend to censor ourselves in public a bit, but we're not afraid to call a kitten a kitten. Having said that, the first time I saw ANet replace what I was saying with the word "kitten," I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the absurdity. Then I realized that was most likely the intent. If you're laughing at something it's terribly hard to be angry about it. So with that, kitten all you kitten kitten sons of kittens. (luv ya, really ah do!) Replace the word with anything you like, but I prefer the kittenizer. ???? For the record, I fall into the group that's actually typed kitten instead of a random swear word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arden.7480 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Just puppy off of me! :D This topic is puppy, I hate such puppy things, get this puppy out of my sight. Yeah I need that change!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alira.5423 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 OP is just jealous, because Kittens > puppies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArenaNet Staff Gaile Gray.6029 Posted September 16, 2018 ArenaNet Staff Share Posted September 16, 2018 > @"Batel.9206" said: > Somehow, *one* word still got through the kittenizer. O_o Time to add it to the list of words that should be kittened? > Not any more. :) I can't figure it out, that particular word was on the Kittenizer list about a dozen times. But it's now on *more* than a dozen times. :D > @"Alira.5423" said: > OP is just jealous, because Kittens > puppies Stealthily adds a "thumbs up" to the comment. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel.6318 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 I'm a cat IRL and I take offense to the word kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crius.5487 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 What in the puppin' woof are y'all howlin' about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico.6873 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Bird is the word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evga.2471 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 LOL. This thread is Kitten/Puppy funny thanks for the laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashantara.8731 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 > @"Tangram.1805" said: > So instead, I hereby will be using the term 'puppy'. > Example: the ~~kitten~~ **puppy** matchmaking system. > Let it be known! But... but.... puppies are too cute to be used as a replacement for foul language! :o I'll stick to kitten, because I don't like cats. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diak Atoli.2085 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 > @"Ashantara.8731" said: > > @"Tangram.1805" said: > > So instead, I hereby will be using the term 'puppy'. > > Example: the ~~kitten~~ **puppy** matchmaking system. > > Let it be known! > > But... but.... puppies are too cute to be used as a replacement for foul language! :o I'll stick to kitten, because I don't like cats. :p One word: Possums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irbis.4932 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 > @"Squirrel.6318" said: > I'm a cat IRL and I take offense to the word kitten. Name checks out =) Kitten or puppy, gotta love using them instead of kitten...and kitten...and...many other kittening kittens. Let's hope it will leak to kitten real life more <3 Makes me wonder how many people use 'kitten' this way irl. Should be a poll for it :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plautze.6290 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 While I don't say 'kitten' irl as I'm German and that would make me even more awkward, I do write 'kitten' instead of foul language when writing up something on this forum =) Why leave all the fun to the kitten-ator? Just for the laughs: 'What the kitten?' would translate to 'Was zum Kätzchen?' ... maybe I'll give it a try. Some day. When nobody hears it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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