TEKnowledgy.1760 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Why do charrs have such big rumps? They was born in Ascalon i know that probably sucked but puns arent my forte i just like straight insults lmao. But my fav pun or joke w/e wanna call it. Is that charr in silverwastes call sylvarie talking cabbages and asura mice. Every time i go there i like to wait for him to talk that smack. I always giggle genius anet just genius. I liked talking cabbage so much tried make my guardian named that. Unfortunately, someone beat me to it who ever you are i love and respect you deeply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a flesh wound.3589 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 > @TEKnowledgy.1760 said: > Why do charrs have such big rumps? > They was born in Ascalon > > i know that probably sucked but puns arent my forte i just like straight insults lmao. > > But my fav pun or joke w/e wanna call it. Is that charr in silverwastes call sylvarie talking cabbages and asura mice. > Every time i go there *i like to wait for him to talk that smack*. I always giggle genius anet just genius. > I liked talking cabbage so much tried make my guardian named that. > Unfortunately, someone beat me to it who ever you are i love and respect you deeply. Could name your Guardian: Smack Talk Cabbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEKnowledgy.1760 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 > @"Just a flesh wound.3589" said: > > @TEKnowledgy.1760 said: > > Why do charrs have such big rumps? > > They was born in Ascalon > > > > i know that probably sucked but puns arent my forte i just like straight insults lmao. > > > > But my fav pun or joke w/e wanna call it. Is that charr in silverwastes call sylvarie talking cabbages and asura mice. > > Every time i go there *i like to wait for him to talk that smack*. I always giggle genius anet just genius. > > I liked talking cabbage so much tried make my guardian named that. > > Unfortunately, someone beat me to it who ever you are i love and respect you deeply. > > Could name your Guardian: Smack Talk Cabbage. naw not just as funny or apealing in my opinion though witty probably taken anyways. I'm happy someone got Talking Cabbage it was a name well worth making. I named him Beasty Cabbage kinda to be funny maybe in tribute to the cabbage title/pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dredg.4890 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Best joke? Dungeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K THEN.5162 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 More of a pick-up line but Dang are you a burn guard? Cause I'm going to need some condi clear to cleanse how hot you are ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AegisRunestone.8672 Posted October 22, 2017 Author Share Posted October 22, 2017 What is an Elementalist who has no power left in their Water Attunement? Dehydrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AegisRunestone.8672 Posted October 22, 2017 Author Share Posted October 22, 2017 What warning do you give a Weaver who attunes to water and air? "Don't cross the streams." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AegisRunestone.8672 Posted October 28, 2017 Author Share Posted October 28, 2017 More! More jokes! Apple cider on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus Fatorum.2473 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 What is Trahearne's favorite PvP Amulet? ... Carri-on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayakaru.6583 Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Read the next thing in Thorns' voice. *what do you call a naked unicyclist?* **MISSING ATTIRE!! HAHA** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rauderi.8706 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 I get the feeling Sylvari might have had an easier time with Mordremoth if the Pact had an expert in psychia-tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AegisRunestone.8672 Posted October 31, 2017 Author Share Posted October 31, 2017 > @"Rauderi.8706" said: > I get the feeling Sylvari might have had an easier time with Mordremoth if the Pact had an expert in psychia-tree. :+1: Indeed, therapy was required, otherwise too many Pact members were barking up the wrong tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nilson.9865 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 How do you call piece of wood that quickly rolls down hill?? LOGan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zealex.9410 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 "Everyone, pun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nilson.9865 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 What sound does Kasmeer make when she plays with flute? D major chord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nilson.9865 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 How do you call one thousand centaurs in old Krytan? LE-TZERG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayakaru.6583 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 "I feel like i could out-pun a centaur" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlin Sanders.3587 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 There's only one thing more jaded than the luxon sea: Anyone who frequents the forums long enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucipher.3014 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 > @notebene.3190 said: > Heard this one a few years back: > > How does Trahearne change a light bulb? > > "Commander, a word." > @zealex.9410 said: > "Everyone, pun" "More pun, yes!?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucipher.3014 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 > @Lucipher.3014 said: > > @notebene.3190 said: > > Heard this one a few years back: > > > > How does Trahearne change a light bulb? > > > > "Commander, a word." > > > @zealex.9410 said: > > "Everyone, pun" > > "More pun, yes!?!" Oops, responded to the wrong post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucipher.3014 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 > @zealex.9410 said: > "Everyone, pun" "More pun, yes??!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tainted Outcome.7481 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 What did the necromancer say when someone challenged him to a fight? "Sure, but I have some conditions." What is an elementalist doing when he's insulting you? flaming A norn staggers into a bar... What did the norn say to the asura? Nothing, since he couldn't see her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonicfanO.2485 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 your local necromancer, doing their job to continue this amazing thread 3 years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obfuscate.6430 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 What's up with asuran architecture? It's non of your bismuth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firedragon.8953 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Can you believe we've been dealing with Elder Dragons for more than 8 years? Yeah, it does seem to drag-on a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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