Shikoba.6378 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 ArenaNet should license a Palawa Joko alarm clock so that we may be awakened every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietPepsi.4371 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 > @"Shikoba.6378" said: > ArenaNet should license a Palawa Joko alarm clock so that we may be awakened every morning. 10/10 Bonus points if the alarm is joko making a compelling speech, and he makes disappointed comments if you press snooze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Yeah I'd probably buy that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashberry.4510 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Now that would be a clock with style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pifil.5193 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 This is a great idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illconceived Was Na.9781 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 There's an entire series of home-use items that would work: * "Braise With Joko" skillets and pans. * "Phrase: Joko" is the app that offers random inspirational quotes from the Crystal Desert (as voiced in game). (_for example: At the end of every day, be sure to ask yourself, "Would I be more productive if I was no longer living?"_) * "Anaphase Joko" is the biology tutorial app in which Joko explains mitosis and other topics. * "Gaze Joko" is the bathroom mirror that shows Joko's image, instead of yours. * "Graze Joko" is a line of artificial, inorganic offal for your pet. Each serving is packaged individual in pre-consumer/non-recycled plastic, for maximum waste. PS No need to produce an alarm clock. This could just be a set of ring tones that can be used as an alarm for digital assistants or smart phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenom.9457 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 100% instant buy from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiviana.2650 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 > @"DietPepsi.4371" said: > > @"Shikoba.6378" said: > > ArenaNet should license a Palawa Joko alarm clock so that we may be awakened every morning. > > 10/10 > > Bonus points if the alarm is joko making a compelling speech, and he makes disappointed comments if you press snooze. I can hear it now, instead of an alarm buzz or bell there would be the sound of drums and trumpets, and a booming voice would announce ..Praise Joko! I think i would buy that actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeivu.3615 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Awww, hell yeah. Now that sounds like fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ototo.3214 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 I'd buy it. :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teratus.2859 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Press the Snooze button and then 10 seconds later Joko starts shouting at you XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosleepdemon.1368 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Every now and then the clock would go off a little early, and you'd hear Joko fumbling about with the settings while cursing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memoranda.9386 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 ANet needs to do this ASAP. I need more Joko in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randulf.7614 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 I love how a pun steamrolled into an actual idea. I'd probably get too mind you, esp with these quotes: _"Wake up Commander! So I can Save The world From you.."_ _"Enough sleeping; Joko's bored. Let's pick up the pace."_ _"Oh, you're going to LOVE being Awakened."_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batel.9206 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Heh...I think I'd actually use this. Currently I don't use my alarm clock, because its alarm is *the* most obnoxious, hideous, distorted, discordant screeching known to man. It sounds like an angry demon goat swallowed a foghorn. The voice of a nightmarish evil lich would be an improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randulf.7614 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 > @"Batel.9206" said: > Heh...I think I'd actually use this. Currently I don't use my alarm clock, because its alarm is *the* most obnoxious, hideous, distorted, discordant screeching known to man. It sounds like an angry demon goat swallowed a foghorn. > Mines the same, but then I realised...that's the point :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwilightSoul.9048 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 > @"DietPepsi.4371" said: > > @"Shikoba.6378" said: > > ArenaNet should license a Palawa Joko alarm clock so that we may be awakened every morning. > > 10/10 > > Bonus points if the alarm is joko making a compelling speech, and he makes disappointed comments if you press snooze. Except as soon as everything starts to get exciting with his compelling speech he'll just get eaten by Aurene like some insignificant character that just gets killed of somewhere on the sideline as soon as you hit the snooze button. Thanks anet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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