Tasida.4085 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Don't forget all the best bits if ya gonna cook1....the bcb's (RIP Terry P) .....burnt crunchy bits......mmmmmmmmmm better than bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warkind.6745 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 > @"Ubi.4136" said: > My favorite part of these threads is the assumption that Asura wouldn't (and don't) also eat Charr. Have you studied how species evolve? Have you seen the teeth Asura have? Hate to break it to everyone, we don't eat vegetables. We prefer to not talk about who and what all we eat because people get offended that we expiremented on lower species (a hint, that would be all of them). > > When we tire of all the other species, we will likely just kill them off through the gate travel system. Non-asura go through, nothing comes out. We do control all fast travel in the world, so why not. For now, we bicker amongst ourselves, because we have no current desire to take over the world. Do Asura hunt in packs like a bunch of pocket raptors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a flesh wound.3589 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 > @"Warkind.6745" said: > > @"Ubi.4136" said: > > My favorite part of these threads is the assumption that Asura wouldn't (and don't) also eat Charr. Have you studied how species evolve? Have you seen the teeth Asura have? Hate to break it to everyone, we don't eat vegetables. We prefer to not talk about who and what all we eat because people get offended that we expiremented on lower species (a hint, that would be all of them). > > > > When we tire of all the other species, we will likely just kill them off through the gate travel system. Non-asura go through, nothing comes out. We do control all fast travel in the world, so why not. For now, we bicker amongst ourselves, because we have no current desire to take over the world. > > Do Asura hunt in packs like a bunch of pocket raptors? You know.... that’s actually frightening. And I bet they both taste like chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry.5713 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Eww, who'd cook Asura. Turn them into tartare - the only way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rauderi.8706 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Favorite way is the most common way: Radiation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuickFox.3826 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 I don't think they would be very tasty, now matter how they're prepared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Benchwarmer.3025 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 As a vegetarian I kill Asura for sports. Sylvari OTOH. Delicious <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 > @"OrbitalButt.5708" said: > > @"NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935" said: > > > @"OrbitalButt.5708" said: > > > Boil an asura in toilet water to bring out its natural flavor profile > > > > Nah, that just ruins the dish by making everything taste like crap. > > ThatsTheJoke.jpg I just wanted to make bad toilet jokes too. Now I'll never be part of the cool kids club... D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsakhi.8124 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Commander: How do you want to be cooked, Trahearne? Trahearne: Well done! ... wait, what? No! Commander: [Heatwave laugh] As you wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalButt.5708 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 > @"Tsakhi.8124" said: > Commander: How do you want to be cooked, Trahearne? > Trahearne: Well done! > ... > wait, what? No! > > Commander: [Heatwave laugh] As you wish! [gently] No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambent.6375 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 > @"OrbitalButt.5708" said: > I can't stop thinking about the microwave scene from Gremlins. Asura kind of look like Gremlins anyway Lol, this is funny because this thread made me think of gremlins also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen.2907 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 > @"Lambent.6375" said: > > @"OrbitalButt.5708" said: > > I can't stop thinking about the microwave scene from Gremlins. Asura kind of look like Gremlins anyway > > Lol, this is funny because this thread made me think of gremlins also. ...Ditto... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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