Arcanum.5203 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Demotlitionist Tonn: "Anyone can hack their enemy to death. It takes skill and precision to turn them into dust and craters." also, in human home instance, random person inside bar... "Shut up now, I can't hear anything" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majosea.2487 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 When you are escorting the Charr cubs through the ruins... Livor Crushspirit: Hey! You got your moa jerky in my yak butter! Vloyat Crushmaw: You got your yak butter on my moa jerky! Riba Crushheart: Hmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trixantea.1230 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Here lies Elise Her passing came as a surprise to all Including her incompetent doctor. — Elise's Headstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Murtor.7253 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 There is one more dialogue I love to listen over and over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddicus.6128 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Frizz in the Aetherblade fractal: "You think you've won? You've won nothing! Tremble and cry as I unleash my greatest" … and then splat. Best. Ending. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeknar.6184 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 _"The Spirit of Revolution burns with ceaseless flames"_ - Miner Mikhail Also during Oil Floes: Rox: _"Comrade are you okay?"_ Miner Mikhail: _"Revolution requires us to set aside our weakness."_ Rox: _"Are you sure?"_ Miner Mikhail: _"...no."_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddicus.6128 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 > @"Fluffball.8307" said: > There are a couple hunters in Queensdale that make a joke about ferocious beasts, and one says "I thought you wife wasn't pregnant anymore" or something along those lines. I can't find the quote but it's golden. Someone find it and post it. Dialog from the wiki page for Queen's Forest: Bry: Many a might beast has succumbed to my might. Grismettle: That reminds me. Did I tell you my wife is pregnant? Bry: How does that remind you of your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristalyan.5728 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 South event in Thunderhead Peeks: Miner Mikhail: _Freedom should be...better than this._ Halloween event: Lions Arch Guard 1: _Whoa! This is the most hideous mask I ever saw!_ Lions Arch Guard 2: _What mask?_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff.5312 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 I keep hearing in Hoelbrek but actually have never bothered to look for the npc or discover the context: "You never loved me. Or made me feel good about myself. I don't know what your problem is..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugo.4705 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 >Intercom: Attention! >Intercom: Anyone failing to locate to a safe zone risks dismemberment, death, immolation, electrocution, demotion, and more. >Intercom: Attention! >Intercom: The cafeteria is now closed. Kitten the cafeteria is closed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen.2907 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 "No one's arguing about the need for a plan. Your plan is just stupid and won't work" More than six years in and I still laugh out loud any time I do AC explorable and hear that line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Murtor.7253 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 > @"Cristalyan.5728" said: > South event in Thunderhead Peeks: > Miner Mikhail: _Freedom should be...better than this._ > > Halloween event: > Lions Arch Guard 1: _Whoa! This is the most hideous mask I ever saw!_ > Lions Arch Guard 2: _What mask?_ > > I still think they have borrow'ed this from Police Academy IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno Iagara.8540 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 At the Arterium Haven Skritt Sentry (1): Guarding. Skritt Sentry (2): Guarding, guarding. Skritt Sentry (1): Guarding, guarding, guarding. Skritt Sentry (2): Guarding, guarding, guarding, guarding. Skritt Sentry (1): Aww! You win. Skritt Sentry (1): Bored. Skritt Sentry (1): Watching. Skritt Sentry (2): (belch) Skritt Sentry (1): (laugh) Skritt Sentry (2): (hearty laugh) Skritt Sentry (1): (trailing off laugh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve The Cynic.3217 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Personal Story Chapter 4, Vigil branch, _Don't Shoot the Messenger_ (speaking to Sergeant Jeyne) **Warmaster Forgal Kernsson**: We're not babysitters, we're tourists. Traveling the same road, taking in the same scenery, and beating the ever-living crap out of the same idiots as you. EDIT: ha! ha! some words are allowed (and even used) by the game, but are not allowed here. The ever-living cee eh are pea... EDIT2: And this time it was allowed? Confused. EDIT3: cee are eh pea. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeknar.6184 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Not my favorite but definetely a classic everyone must have heard at least once: Tzark: _"See? This is why we need a cohesive plan. People just wander in here and get attacked."_ Detha Tremblebones: _"No one's arguing about the need for a plan. Your plan is just stupid and won't work."_ Hodgins: _"Don't mind them. Come with me. We have a Priory base of operations set up nearby."_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Disgrace.4275 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 The part where rytlock was called "cuddles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goettel.4389 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 "You smell...different." (random Skritt). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly Moonshiner.1354 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 See the signature below ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tibicia.8315 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Two progeny, Epharr and Winni, hylek-watching in Brisban. Winni: "... The blue ones and the green ones are nice, the orange ones and the red ones are mean, and the yellow ones are sometimes nice and sometimes mean, depending on their mood." Epharr: "I wish they were all nice and there was a purple one that sang and danced and gave out candy." Winni: "Me too. But unfortunately, this is the real world. Not some fantasy land." Then there is the ever classic Captain Penzan's song. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check You Tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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