ZombieLeach.5862 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Why is there a cow, suffering confusion, with a mini rift above it's butt on the southwestern most island at the Zephyrite Festival? Is it a reference to something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klipso.8653 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Thereisnocowlevel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illconceived Was Na.9781 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 This one apparently asked for less cowbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eloc Freidon.5692 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 I was really hoping that the Class II Rift Stabilizer would have worked on the rift too. Funny but disappointed on the follow through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgy McEdgelord.4790 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Maybe the cow was only placed there to confuse you as much as its confused itself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorudo.9054 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 it's so confusing, even the bull thinks it's a cow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Anabe.6091 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Blind farmers hands were cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachenon.5270 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 It's obviously a sign. The Cow Gods are angry. The wrath of their Bovine Divinity -- Divine Bovinity? -- is filling the hearts and minds of cows everywhere, and soon all of cattlekind will rise up in a devastating stampede across the face of Tyria. Gird your tenderloins. The Great Cattle Call is upon us! They don't need no entertainment. They don't need no bugs to eat. No bets placed on the cows a'flying. They are done with feasts of meat. Hey! Brisket! No more feasts of meat! No disguise will help you! It's the Great Cattle Call. No disguise will help you! It's the Great Cattle Call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trise.2865 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Is there some reason a cow wouldn't be confused in that situation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless Soul.5178 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 I bet Wild-Eye Miller knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord RainyDay.2084 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 It's a sign. Bloodstone cow raid incoming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blocki.4931 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 I think it's just a throwback to Bloodstone Fen and its displaced creatures at this point honestly. Or maybe the cow is just confused as to how it got there as it suffers a slow, painful death of starvation sooner or later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizler.8192 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 The [Cattlepult](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Defend_Mad_Mardine%27s_cows_from_harpies_while_he_tests_his_invention) WAY overshot it's mark this time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve The Cynic.3217 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Oddly, the first thing that came into my head when I saw it was, "How now, Brown Cow!" I don't know what that says about me. Nobody noticed the Relaxing Choya in the updraft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve The Cynic.3217 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 > @"Tachenon.5270" said: > It's obviously a sign. The Cow Gods are angry. The wrath of their Bovine Divinity -- Divine Bovinity? -- is filling the hearts and minds of cows everywhere, and soon all of cattlekind will rise up in a devastating stampede across the face of Tyria. Gird your tenderloins. The Great Cattle Call is upon us! > > They don't need no entertainment. > They don't need no bugs to eat. > No bets placed on the cows a'flying. > They are done with feasts of meat. > Hey! Brisket! No more feasts of meat! > No disguise will help you! It's the Great Cattle Call. > No disguise will help you! It's the Great Cattle Call. My first year at university, one of my roommates played "The Wall" (the whole album, but especially *that* song) every single kitten day for the whole kitten year, and he played it *LOUD*. Ever since then, that whole album is on my "banned" list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokh.2695 Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 One sec... *puts on tinfoil hat There's a confused cow on the new map. Cow COW C. O. W. Cogs of War Blood Legions Homeland confirmed for next expansion, sorry cantha-bois/gals. It's now a fact that has been proven on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahmia.2193 Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 It got lost when it tried to jump over the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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