Freakshow.1809 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I personally have lots of different ways. Sometimes I take the ears and throw em into a fryer so they are nice and crispy like corn chips. I also hear some say their legs make some nice roasted flanks on a slow roasted pit set up , though I'm not very fond of their pickled feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasida.4085 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Cook? I main a charr we don't need to ruin ours with fire n ash. Give it to us raw anddddd wriggling. They give good sport!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo G.4501 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 By saying the college they went to produced nothing but snowflakes and bookahs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westenev.5289 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I hear their livers are best served raw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Red Arachnid.2493 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Asura are most taxonomically similar to mollusks, so the best way to eat them is packed in rice and with wasabi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalButt.5708 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Boil an asura in toilet water to bring out its natural flavor profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakshow.1809 Posted July 1, 2018 Author Share Posted July 1, 2018 > @"OrbitalButt.5708" said: > Boil an asura in toilet water to bring out its natural flavor profile (Spits Drink) LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarcShriek.5829 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Smoked over Sylvari. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen.2907 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I am rather fond of the deep fried ears myself. Can't say that I consider any other part of the vermin to be palatable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzurag.7506 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Cut asura into bite size pieces and place in a shallow dish Add the juice of 4 lemons and marinate on bench for 1 hour or in fridge for 2 hours. The acid in the lemon juice effectively cooks the asura. Add enough coconut to cover the asura pieces. Add diced tomatoes and thinly sliced onions and 1 tablespoon of salt. Mix gently. Place in fridge for 20–30 minutes to cool before serving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Disgrace.4275 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Rats are not meant for eating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vavume.8065 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 > @"Fat Disgrace.4275" said: > Rats are not meant for eating Tell that to the chef collecting rat meat in Kourna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curunen.8729 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I suppose this makes sense as the only way for other species to gain any amount of intelligence, by eating us. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rysdude.3824 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 > @"DarcShriek.5829" said: > Smoked over Sylvari. Near the Charr-skin rug and stuffed Norn statue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a flesh wound.3589 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 My favorite recipe is this Asura, rice and vegetable soup that I got off the Internet. >This easy Asura and Rice Soup is the soup you make when you are sick or when someone else is sick and in need of a warm bowl of comfort. It is the soup you make when you are feeling lazy, but want a hearty, homemade meal. It is the soup you make when your picky kids say they won’t eat dinner, so you make this soup and they eat a big bowl. It is the soup you make when it is cold outside and you need to warm up. It is the BEST soup recipe to have on hand because it is so easy and everyone loves it. >Place a large pot over medium heat and add the olive oil. Add onion, garlic, carrots, celery, thyme and bay leaf. Cook and stir for about 6 minutes, until the vegetables are softened but not browned. Pour in Asura broth and water and bring the liquid to a boil. Add in the rice and chopped Asura; season with salt and pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasida.4085 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 > @"Eekasqueak.7850" said: > Can people stop making these thinly veiled "stop liking what I don't like!" Threads? It's honestly getting kinda tiring. Relax and laugh along with the thread. I'll take an order of sylvari fed asura that way I get my greens for the day while you're at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eekasqueak.7850 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 > @"Tasida.4085" said: > > @"Eekasqueak.7850" said: > > Can people stop making these thinly veiled "stop liking what I don't like!" Threads? It's honestly getting kinda tiring. > > Relax and laugh along with the thread. I'll take an order of sylvari fed asura that way I get my greens for the day while you're at it. There's a thread like this every week almost of people trying to hide their salt over people liking Asura behind a supposed "joke" that just falls flat imo. Let people like what they like and stop bullying them for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alga.6498 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I'll throw their remains to the animals. I aint eating rats- :persevere: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rng.1024 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Why you guys think Asura's got such sharp teeth?.. After all: "Other races believe they should rule by virtue of their power and strength, but they're deluding themselves. In due time, all will **serve** the asura." ;) Now if someone comes up with a neat play on Meatoberfest, please share! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamfast.8719 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I cook 'em with fireballs; same as everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalButt.5708 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 > @"Eekasqueak.7850" said: > > @"Tasida.4085" said: > > > @"Eekasqueak.7850" said: > > > Can people stop making these thinly veiled "stop liking what I don't like!" Threads? It's honestly getting kinda tiring. > > > > Relax and laugh along with the thread. I'll take an order of sylvari fed asura that way I get my greens for the day while you're at it. > > There's a thread like this every week almost of people trying to hide their salt over people liking Asura behind a supposed "joke" that just falls flat imo. Let people like what they like and stop bullying them for it. My favorite way to cook an Asura is to concentrate my aggrieved humorlessness into a Beam and fry it to a crisp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 > @"OrbitalButt.5708" said: > Boil an asura in toilet water to bring out its natural flavor profile Nah, that just ruins the dish by making everything taste like crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalButt.5708 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 > @"NanoEliteSixSixSix.8935" said: > > @"OrbitalButt.5708" said: > > Boil an asura in toilet water to bring out its natural flavor profile > > Nah, that just ruins the dish by making everything taste like crap. ThatsTheJoke.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takatsu.9416 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Just simply with salt, alot of salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eekasqueak.7850 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 > @"OrbitalButt.5708" said: > > @"Eekasqueak.7850" said: > > > @"Tasida.4085" said: > > > > @"Eekasqueak.7850" said: > > > > Can people stop making these thinly veiled "stop liking what I don't like!" Threads? It's honestly getting kinda tiring. > > > > > > Relax and laugh along with the thread. I'll take an order of sylvari fed asura that way I get my greens for the day while you're at it. > > > > There's a thread like this every week almost of people trying to hide their salt over people liking Asura behind a supposed "joke" that just falls flat imo. Let people like what they like and stop bullying them for it. > > My favorite way to cook an Asura is to concentrate my aggrieved humorlessness into a Beam and fry it to a crisp The salt is strong with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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